Leotard PTSD

I rescued this artifact from my parents’ basement after a flood. I pay homage to Jane Fonda. I also shout my disdain of leotards and think those of us who wore them should emerge from the leotard witness protection program to speak about athletic garment trauma. Until yoga pants, there wasn’t anything else to wear.

Here’s to garment reform! Now let’s loosen up those necks and do some crunches.